What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 07:23

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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